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freaksthe:

Me if I get to 80

Samesies
Me lol!
So as im minding my own business visiting my dear family..

I hear the unmistakable voice of my lovely grandma yell out:
“Hey, who peed all over the toilet seat? Someone has a short dick!”

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v0tum:

v0tum:

when u find wifey material but she live too far

*hits blunt*

what if wifey material found you, but you live too far

(via erosxciv)

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